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So much for the wild blue yonder

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Trail mix?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Where the wild things were."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

School trip little porters.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"We should get out to the country more often."