Frolicking Gifts

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

You are my sunshine!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Barman In Love.

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Purple dress

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."