Farm Fiddler Gifts

Would you like some sprinkles on that?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Organ Donor Card

Ceilidh Minogue.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Well, it's like they say; 230 is the new 180."

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

"Hey, no problem!"

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Doug Kershaw

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

Something happened to the cows...

Spinning Violinist

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

"Over, damn you, over!"

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

She's got a hat-trick!

"Oops...nothing but IOUs I never paid back!"

Dawn Chorus.

Alcoholic Violinists

"I also thought it was a cult but turns out they're into dancing, farming and orgies."

COWS: Cow Dispenser