Fiddler Fan Gifts

'I think I prefer the fiddler's three.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Ceilidh Minogue.

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Do you smell something burning?'

Hard Rock Cafe.

Dirty Grazing.

The Moo-Walk

Doug Kershaw

Dancing

Quartet of mermaids

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

Violinist on Skates

Elvis Costello

"I'm all shook up."

John Lennon

"Play dead!"

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

The Mother Goose Report. Nursery Rhyme Weather Channel. Rhymeville. High Diddle Diddle. Low Diddle Diddle. And with this "high" moving in, you can expect weird things like a cat with a fiddle and a cow jumping over the moon.

'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'