Froggy Fun Gifts

Toad practical jokes.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

He wanted a different one.

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Frog Baby Names

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

What's the insect de jour?

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Romantic Frogs

Ricochet

Leap Frog

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"