Froggy Fun Gifts

Toad practical jokes.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Romantic Frogs

What's the insect de jour?

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Leap Frog

Frog Baby Names

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'