Frog Fun Gifts

'Oops, sorry!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Bailiff."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Beware of the frog"

The Frog Prince

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

He wanted a different one.

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"