Froggy Friend Gifts

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

Romantic Frogs

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Beware of the frog"

The Frog Prince

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Frog Baby Names

What's the insect de jour?

Leap Frog

Snowman Driver

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!