Froggy Friend T-Shirts

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

'Ate another bee, tough guy?'

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

Frogs drinking beer during 'Hoppy Hour'.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

Romantic Frogs

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Beware of the frog"

The Frog Prince

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

He wanted a different one.

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

Snowman Driver

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ricochet