Frogfriend T-Shirts

"They found tadpole pictures on my computer."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

The Frog Prince

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

He wanted a different one.

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"