Froggie Fan T-Shirts

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"And would you like flies with that?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Bailiff."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

He wanted a different one.

Pond Dipping...

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."