Frog Friend T-Shirts

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

Frog Flycatcher.

The Frog Prince

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Here I am... Just sitting on my tuffet. Vulnerable... All alone... And easily frightened.

'Okay, okay!... I'll buy a few pegs!'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Welcome Spring.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Frog flirting.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Monkey-artist

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."