Froggy Foodie T-Shirts

What's the insect de jour?

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

He wanted a different one.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ricochet

Romantic Frogs

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'