Froggy Cuisine Enthusiasts T-Shirts

There's a fly in my soup! They keep the flies down!

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Baby Names

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

What's the insect de jour?

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

Romantic Frogs

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'