Froggy Foodie Gifts

What's the insect de jour?

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Frog Baby Names

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Romantic Frogs

Leap Frog

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'