Froggie Friend Gifts

"Oh well, suppose I'd better go - time's fun when you're having flies..."

'I hope these are gluten-free.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Beware of the frog"

The Frog Prince

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Frog Baby Names

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."