Fungi Finder Gifts

"He's cleaning his room because he needs some fungi and mold for his biology class."

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Fishing sign.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Reporter #6: television.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Fishing direction sign.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Adios Amoebas

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."