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"He's cleaning his room because he needs some fungi and mold for his biology class."

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Fishing sign.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Reporter #6: television.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Fishing direction sign.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Adios Amoebas

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."