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"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fishing sign.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Hither and Yon sign

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

InOutYada Yada.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

In/Out Tray.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Error 410 Democracy Not Found

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"You have arrived at your destination."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Doo inc..can and no can.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Files of Doom

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

'What luck!'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Hunt, Gather

Mr. Fun

"He's cleaning his room because he needs some fungi and mold for his biology class."

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'