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Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fishing sign.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

Invisible clothes

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"You have arrived at your destination."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.