Fluff Finder T-Shirts

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

Fishing sign.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

Cheese Pile

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Living with a cataholic.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Hip Pocket Editions

"Look Mom it's spring."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Do you have any oranges?'

Beer Cooler.

G20 Hamburger

Mr. Fun

"This one's rubbish as well."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Cat in a Kit Bag.

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"Where's the goldfish?"

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

Ties for a measly $15...Shirts for a measly $20...Pants for a measly $25.