Fluff Finder Gifts

Fishing sign.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Cheese Pile

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Living with a cataholic.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

"Look Mom it's spring."

Hip Pocket Editions

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Beer Cooler.

Mr. Fun

G20 Hamburger

"This one's rubbish as well."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Cat in a Kit Bag.

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"Where's the goldfish?"

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

Ties for a measly $15...Shirts for a measly $20...Pants for a measly $25.

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.