Fluffy Friend Finder Gifts

Cat in a Kit Bag.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"El muy mal perro"

Living with a cataholic.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Persian

Sun. Rain.

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"The groomer used too much product."

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'The pandemic is here!!!'

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

Donations.

'Tripped over the cat.'

'Chief, this is Bob. He got into the wrong car pool this morning and came to work with us. Can we keep him?'

Gnu kid on the block.

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'Thanks for calling but we may get cut off ... '

"You have to let other people into your life."

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'

Horse for Sale

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

'What are you doing with that dog whistle if he just followed you home?'