Fluffy Friend Collector Gifts

Living with a cataholic.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pet a Puppy

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog Training.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"El muy mal perro"

Dog Love.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Persian

Sun. Rain.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'OK, I might not collect your poo in a bag, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.'