Fluff Gifts

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Champagne Bubble

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I'm all in.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Persian

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

"The groomer used too much product."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

A Bluffalo

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'The pandemic is here!!!'

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

'Tripped over the cat.'

Cat in a Kit Bag.

'He's easy to bluff...'

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.

'My god... I AM one of those foofy little dogs!'

"I like dogs that look like you can use them as a mop."