Fable Finder Mugs

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fishing sign.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Invisible clothes

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"