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"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Fish hunting for men.

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Distracting the fish.'

Crow and fox

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Summer Sledding

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Fishing Contest

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Overturned boat.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Making Things Pleasant.

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Ice Whaling

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.