Fisher Of Fables T-Shirts

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Fish hunting for men.

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Crow and fox

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Fishing Contest

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Summer Sledding

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Overturned boat.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Ice Whaling

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Worm eats the fish.