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"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Geology.

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"This wing could be 99 million years old."

The possible extinction of the human race due to environmental degradation

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'T.Radfield Burke, chemist, is the only person in all of science who does not have a theory about the extinction of the dinosaurs.'

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Buried Cable

"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Fishing sign.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

The Steakosaurus

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"You've passed with extinction!"

Fossil hunting

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"