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'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

"Same mold, same mold."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Biology Dept. I love teaching the class on fungus --- it gives me a chance to mold young minds.

The mushroom pickers

Captain Pointy No.46 - The hazard of plate fungus

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

"Yeah, this place would be great if it weren't for the moisture-induced toe nail fungus."

All the Fungi Like Looking at the Centermold

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Adios Amoebas

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'Oops, sorry!'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

"He's cleaning his room because he needs some fungi and mold for his biology class."