Funghi Pillows

'What's this? I ordered a 'Death cap mushroom' topping!'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Could you give us a push?'

Funnel of Love.

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Adios Amoebas

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

The mushroom pickers

Computing in the Cloud

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

Caution Falling Rocks

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

Morel of the story

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'