Funghi Cultivation Gifts

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

What's the insect de jour?

You will always find a spot to garden

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Adios Amoebas

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

The mushroom pickers

Tree growing

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Where steel wool comes from.

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

Bonsai Loggers

Fungo range.

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Morel of the story

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'