Funghi Cultivation Prints

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

What's the insect de jour?

You will always find a spot to garden

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Adios Amoebas

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The mushroom pickers

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Tree growing

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Where steel wool comes from.

Morel of the story

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

Bonsai Loggers

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"