Bonsai Cultivator Gifts

'That was some storm, last night.'

Allotment

'In Love'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

You will always find a spot to garden

Bonsai Exhibit

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Bonsai Loggers

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Fish Farmer

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Bonsai trees.

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'

Bonsai Gardener

'My family tree is Bonsai.'