Bonsai Lover Gifts

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

Bonsai

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

House plants

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Supply was out of harps.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"So much for finding intelligent life."

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"