Bonsai Lover Gifts

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

Bonsai

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Spring in Japan.

House plants

Bonsai Exhibit

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Supply was out of harps.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Bonsai Loggers

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'That was some storm, last night.'

"So much for finding intelligent life."