Bonsai Admirer Gifts

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

Spring in Japan.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

Summer wants.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Bonsai Exhibit

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"This one will go with everything,

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

I'm your biggest fan.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Bonsai Loggers

'Have you been ordering bamboo takeaways again?'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

"Hi hi hi! ça choutille!"

Bonsai trees.

'That was some storm, last night.'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"