Bonsai Admirer Prints

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

Spring in Japan.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Summer wants.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Bonsai Exhibit

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"This one will go with everything,

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

I'm your biggest fan.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Have you been ordering bamboo takeaways again?'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

'That was some storm, last night.'

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'