Bonsai Buffs Prints

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Take me to your weeder!'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Dead House Plant

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

The truth about bears.

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Bonsai Loggers

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food