Bonsai Buffs T-Shirts

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Take me to your weeder!'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't credit your entire metamorphosis to yoga!"

Dead House Plant

The truth about bears.

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'