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Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Get on with it!

"I don't know what went wrong."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Bonsai Exhibit

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Balding gnomes

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Waiting for plants to grow

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

David Attenborough

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'That's not funny, Fred.'