Bonsai Buff T-Shirts

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

Garden Goddess.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Get on with it!

"I don't know what went wrong."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Bonsai Exhibit

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Spring in Japan.

Balding gnomes

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

Waiting for plants to grow

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

'That's not funny, Fred.'