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'Hey, Master's bought a Bonzai-tree: Maybe you'll be able to climb that type of tree!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Spring in Japan.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Bonsai Exhibit

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Given the high cost of raising kids, we opted instead to be childless billionaires."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Springtime rabbits.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"