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Bonsai Gardener

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'

'That was some storm, last night.'

Bonsai trees.

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"

Tennis Fan