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"I'm sorry, but your bonsai triffid will have to go."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Pass that."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Squeal like a pig!

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Hippy Smoke Rings.

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'That was some storm, last night.'

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"