Bonsai Collector Gifts

"I'm sorry, but your bonsai triffid will have to go."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Posh Easter Egg

"Pass that."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Squeal like a pig!

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Hippy Smoke Rings.

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"