Collecting Bonsai Gifts

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

Bonsai Exhibit

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Flytrap nerd.

Magic Mushrooms

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Caddy's flowers

Yum Yum

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Monstrosa Impressus

'I wonder what he's feeling guilty about?' 'I'm not feeling guilty about anything-yet.'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'