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Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Flytrap nerd.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Caddy's flowers

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Yum Yum

Magic Mushrooms

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

Bonsai Loggers

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

'I wonder what he's feeling guilty about?' 'I'm not feeling guilty about anything-yet.'

Monstrosa Impressus

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"