Bonsai Cultivation T-Shirts

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

Bonsai Loggers

Bonsai Tree.

A bonsai plant is shown imagining what it would like to grow into a massive tree.

We've grown apart.

Bonsai competition.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

An old man growing berries

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

You will always find a spot to garden

Spring in Japan.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Arctic Hothouse

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

'Isn't that one of my prize delphinium seedlings?'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

Scavenger hummingbirds: Sinister but necessary role-players in the flowerbed ecosystem