Bonsai Cultivation Mugs

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

Bonsai Loggers

Bonsai Tree.

A bonsai plant is shown imagining what it would like to grow into a massive tree.

We've grown apart.

Bonsai competition.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

An old man growing berries

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

You will always find a spot to garden

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Arctic Hothouse

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Johnny Appleseed, environmental extremist

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'Isn't that one of my prize delphinium seedlings?'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'