Bonsai Artist Mugs

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Bonsai Chainsaw

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

Pelican and Origami

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Spatula beach

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Origami Mail

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Bonsai Loggers

'And it was about here that we decided to go paperless.'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'That was some storm, last night.'

Bonsai trees.

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'