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'That was some storm, last night.'

Allotment

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'In Love'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Bonsai Exhibit

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

You will always find a spot to garden

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Bonsai Loggers

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Fish Farmer

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

Bonsai trees.

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

Bonsai Gardener