Bonsai Specialist T-Shirts

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Fish Farm.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

'How was your luck, dear?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Bonsai Loggers

In and out trays for ironing.

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

At the animal perfume fair.

"Just one work, son, 'Acquaculture'."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

Fish Farmer

'That was some storm, last night.'

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"