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"I don't know what went wrong."

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Giant egg and nest in bonsai tree.

"Er, Mrs Appleby, our treasurer woudl like a word."

Riding School Accidents

Bonsai Loggers

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'Spring already...it only seems like yesterday I was hoovering up the Christmas tree needles.' (Bonsai cherry blossom).

'That was some storm, last night.'

'Why do you always do things the hard way?!'

Bonsai trees.

Ponies for Sale

War camouflage (bonsai tree).

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

'Apparently, your interview was going very well, until you did that on his bonsai tree.'

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Bonsai Gardener

"Just have to be different,don't you ?"